"Crying? Only During Working Hours" Retro Tote – Relatable, Sassy & Iconic

Meet our brand mascot, the ultimate siren, here to validate your feelings about the 9-to-5 grind. The tote captures that modern, corporate hustle culture with a glamorous, retro flair. It's the perfect accessory for when you're powering through the week with a sense of humor and a lot of emotional baggage.

Features

Front: A pink and cream checkerboard pattern background with a retro illustration of our brand mascot in a martini glass and the "Crying? only during working hours" text, all in a deep red

Back: The same pink and cream checkerboard pattern for a cohesive, all-over aesthetic

Sides: Solid beige to complement the pattern

Handles: A bright red that matches the design

Material: Sturdy cotton canvas – durable and stylish for everyday use.